You can’t be serious? What is this - stand up for amateurs or HN? Oh well... Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A. A nervous wreck. Q. What

You can’t be serious? What is this - stand up for amateurs or HN? Oh well... Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A. A nervous wreck. Q. What do you call a snowman in July? A. A puddle. Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There is no menu - you only get what you deserve. Etc.