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Wheretheladies.at Shows You Where The Ladies Are At
- zackattack 16y agothis is excellent timing for my new service, where for only $25/month we'll go to the mall 3 times a week and holla at bitches for you.
- ahyes 16y agoholla holla holla
- revorad 16y agoAnd I'm sure you're not even joking. And you'll make $$$ doing exactly that. Damn you Zack!
- DannoHung 16y agoWhat if they holla back?
- jacquesm 16y agoI am so tempted to call you on that one ;)
- rokhayakebe 16y agoSign me up, yo.
- ahyes 16y agoI'm very disappointed in the fact that nobody recognized this as chapelle's show joke theft.
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- Parabola 16y agolaughs and high fives?
- jscore 16y agoNo ladies in Zeitgeist. False information.
- thereddestruby 16y agoThis is awesome, but it would be great if they also told me what places are sausage-fests so I'd know where to avoid!
- liedra 16y agoYeah, and perhaps one that tells me where all the creepy guys who use this app "are at" so I can avoid them. :P
- MisterWebz 16y agoThen you'd be trying to avoid yourself.
- alttab 16y agoBack in my day, we had to use our eyes to find girls. And it was usually dark.
- stcredzero 16y agoLeave the sunglasses off. It helps. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXw4qqQqTrY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXw4qqQqTrY
- alttab 16y agoTruly painful. That felt a little like a rick roll.
- Eliezer 16y agoYou had to use eyes to find girls? Why, in my day, we hadn't evolved optical receptors, we all had to track girls by scent.
- Vivtek 16y agoWe would have killed for a sense of smell. We just had to move in one direction and hope there was a girl there.
- nhebb 16y agoHow long until this gets gamed by bogus foursquare accounts and everyone gets pointed to the nearest strip club?
- gaius 16y agomost events in San Francisco can easily go from a bonestorm to a bronado to a category five hisicane in a span of 30 minutes Translation?
- nandemo 16y agomost events in San Francisco are such that the female/male ratio can easily go from relatively high (and therefore favourable) to very low in a relatively short span of time. The term bronado seems to be a portmanteau of "bro" and "tornado". The term hisicane appears to be a pun on "hurricane". It uses the fact that "hurri" is a homophone of "her" then changes "her" to "his". We could not infer the etymology of bonestorm but we grokked the meaning by the context.
- runningskull 16y agoComment of the day :)
- gaius 16y agoHeh! I thought bronado and hisicane were Spanish or something :-)
- borism 16y agoI though bonestorm should be something more close to the finale?
- afshin 16y agobonestorm |bōn'stôrm| noun A sausage party: a preponderance of men in a gathering. The term is a vulgar pun implying that men in a group with even a small number of ladies will become sexually aroused (i.e. have boners). EDIT: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bonestorm http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bonestorm urban dictionary disagrees ... but I still prefer my interpretation.
- mhartl 16y agoYour interpretation seems natural, but it doesn't fit the context here, where bonestorm and bronado are evidently antonyms. The Urban Dictionary definition, on the other hand, does make sense. Noah Webster, I might note, is currently spinning in his grave.
- acangiano 16y agoAs silly as it sounds, they really got the "get your user laid" component right.
- detst 16y agoI've never found being in the proximity of women to be my largest barrier to getting laid. Leaving my home usually solves that.
- troymc 16y agoThe article didn't say exactly how they handle gender-ambiguous names, such as "Kelly." Here's one way: Using the local census (which knows genders and names), estimate the probability that Kelly is female (in the local area), then weight each "Kelly" check-in by that estimated probability. The final weighted sum for a place is then an estimated expected number of ladies.
- kolektiv 16y agoThat's the kind of thinking which is likely to counteract the point of this app.
- hardik 16y agoReminds me of the part in "On The Road" where Sal is at a party with Rawlins and others.. quoting from the book: "Suddenly, there was a great inrush of youngsters from the opera, who just grabbed girls and kissed them without proper come-ons. Teenagers, drunk, disheveled, and excited, they ruined our party."
- kingkawn 16y agoSan Francisco is possibly the easiest place to find available straight women on earth, is this necessary?
- abossy 16y agohttp://whytherearenogirls.blogspot.com/ http://whytherearenogirls.blogspot.com/
- olegkikin 16y agoNot really. http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Globe_Graphic/2008/03/29/1206808144_5800.jpg http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Globe_Graphic/2008/03/29/... http://www.lesjones.com/www/images/posts/singles2ql8.jpg http://www.lesjones.com/www/images/posts/singles2ql8.jpg
- nowarninglabel 16y agoFrom a purely anecdotal point of view, I have lived in 8 different cities in the U.S., including San Francisco, and it by far has the least amount of available straight women (per capita) of those 8 places.
- linhir 16y agoThey should account for men, too, and give more weight to places that have a larger ratio of women to men.
- artpop 16y agoRather than founded by surely it was hacked up by. Not everything with a URL is a startup.
- teaspoon 16y agoNot everything that's founded is a startup, either.
- jacoblyles 16y agoAnd not every website with VC money is a startup.
- readtodevelop 16y agoThe knowledge that there are a great group of Ladies in some place can attract a powerful group of men, so we end with a crowded place, the next day everyone is looking for some more relaxed place to contact with someone interesting.
- lutorm 16y agoIt should be "wheretheladies.are" to be grammatically correct. You aren't at somewhere...
- code_duck 16y agoEven better, 'where the ladies who are tech savvy/nerdy enough to use Foursquare' are at!!
- mattmaroon 16y agoIt's safe to say that if you need an app to find women, you probably also need one to tell you what to do once they're located. I should start iCyrano.
- bd_at_rivenhill 16y agoI hope these guys are smart enough to keep their receipts so they can write off all of the pub crawling they need to do to make sure that it's functioning properly. I might write such an app just to treat it as a 30% off sale on lounge liquor under the heading of "market research".