> and still using Perl for everything, you code is probably so decrepit, old and lacking meaningful testing you should just burn your entire company to the grou

> and still using Perl for everything, you code is probably so decrepit, old and lacking meaningful testing you should just burn your entire company to the ground What makes you think that? The perl community pioneered a lot of the current best practices around testing. A lot of the old perl code bases are still around because there is no compelling reason to move away from perl.