For the record, citizens have been arrested and tried for assault on a federal employee for passing gas in the presence of TSA, and for having an erection durin

For the record, citizens have been arrested and tried for assault on a federal employee for passing gas in the presence of TSA, and for having an erection during a pat-down/groping after refusing the millimeter-wave body scan. (of course no weapons or contraband were present.) Yes, you read that correctly -- a felony charge. it's as absurd as it sounds.