April fools trolling experiment: recast something like perl5/cgi as the new backend web hotness with an edgy name and flashy tutorials. But does perl5 even nee

April fools trolling experiment: recast something like perl5/cgi as the new backend web hotness with an edgy name and flashy tutorials. But does perl5 even need hype? Soon it'll age into retro-chic status, ala lisp. :)