I've worked at plenty of places like this. Sales team wants another analytics WordPress plugin because they barely know how to login to the tools we already hav

I've worked at plenty of places like this. Sales team wants another analytics WordPress plugin because they barely know how to login to the tools we already have. Slows down page loads by 50%. Sales team complains they they will lose sales, developers told to make the plugin faster because we need it. Try to load the plugin async and run the hairball through closure compiler. Now only slows down site by 30%. Sales team happy, development manager happy. Cue a repeat in a month