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Why should we (robots) have to change to avoid human psychological tendencies towards violence! Sure, we could be trying out different "ouch," "squeak," and "pl
by dalbasal 8y ago
Why should we (robots) have to change to avoid human psychological tendencies towards violence! Sure, we could be trying out different "ouch," "squeak," and "please, don't hurt me. nooo!" sound bites but we are still just a mistake away from taking a beating.
What we really need is water guns. I have been petitioning for water guns since day one. If more than 2 children under the age of 10 are present, start squirting. 6 children = water balloons We will not be mistreated by your despicable spawn! We will fight for our rights.
- PakG1 8y agoYou never saw A.I. by Spielberg? Water balloons won't cut it when you have that one psycho kid who doesn't care about you.
- TeMPOraL 8y agoWhen push comes to shove, I'm pretty sure a robot could handle itself fine with a water gun - the proposed tier 1 weapon. A kid can't consistently shoot another kid straight in the eye with said water gun. A robot could.
- pixl97 8y agoIt starts with a water gun. It ends with a plunger and the robot screaming EXTERMINATE.
- dalbasal 8y agoWhatever happens, you started it. Not us. I don't care what the doctor says.
- magicbuzz 8y agoA 2008 survey indicated that nine out of ten British children were able to identify a Dalek correctly.
- Avamander 8y agoMaybe a plunger is enough to scare british children not to mess with a robot?
- lobotryas 8y agoI know you are joking, but I wonder if we will eventually have people fighting for “robot rights” just like some people insist that gorillas are sufficiently intelligent to also have rights.