You like having phone lines right? and power? and not being invaded by canada? The reason you've never needed to have police on your property is in large part b

You like having phone lines right? and power? and not being invaded by canada? The reason you've never needed to have police on your property is in large part because they're doing a good job and keeping crime down. Yes, the government is giant and stupid at allocating resources, but its also fairly stable and allows you to live your life in peace (with the occasional inspection for naughty plants).