What am I supposed to criticize? Your post reminds me of a time a guy asked me to do a code review of his java hello world program. I couldn't tell if he was

What am I supposed to criticize? Your post reminds me of a time a guy asked me to do a code review of his java hello world program. I couldn't tell if he was f'ing with me, or if he was really seriously that much of a n00b.