This is a satirical piece, and I don't know how that was missed. Of course, if I'm wrong, and the author wrote this to be taken literally, then this is a poor m

This is a satirical piece, and I don't know how that was missed. Of course, if I'm wrong, and the author wrote this to be taken literally, then this is a poor manifesto to follow. It seems clear the author was trying to point out how backwards it is to argue against using popular, supported, and progressive technologies. I'm going to inquire if it was in fact satire, but it seems like it to me.