I love the department of homeland security and absolutely do not think they are a disgusting combination of outright frauds, incompetent hucksters, evil masterm

I love the department of homeland security and absolutely do not think they are a disgusting combination of outright frauds, incompetent hucksters, evil masterminds and racist assholes who have done almost nothing to make us secure but have done a lot to spread fear, make peoples lives suck, and encourage people to be scared shitless of anything unexpected. It's atrocious that someone would assault the vaterlan...er...American homeland. Ve..we should immediately raise the threat level to maroon (bright maroon, not dark) and start 2 minute hates of the unspecified hackers immediately. The americans will just transfer the hate to whoever our benevolent media says, like after kennedy or king or lennon got shot. Let's catch these bastards now so we can maintain some pride. If it's too hard to catch the hackers, just tell us how many ribbons we should buy to stick on the SUV's we paid for with the appreciation on our house with a sub-prime mortgage, and we'll give you hardworking guys all the support you need. If ribbons ain't enough to protect america against all the standing armies waiting to invade us, I know a kid down the street who might know as much about security as you guys and could help you out.