I have a fantasy of getting one of these companies as a client and padding my bill using fees like theirs: “federally mandated taxes” (my income taxes), “infras

I have a fantasy of getting one of these companies as a client and padding my bill using fees like theirs: “federally mandated taxes” (my income taxes), “infrastructure fee” (my computer etc), “e&o insurance” (my errors and omissions insurance), “PP charge” (pure profit fee), etc.