> They then proceeded to tell them that they’ve never heard of me and that I didn’t ever work there. I did that to my boss once when I worked at a temp agency,

> They then proceeded to tell them that they’ve never heard of me and that I didn’t ever work there. I did that to my boss once when I worked at a temp agency, someone called asking about employment history so I dutifully typed the name into the computer and was like "nope, looks like they've never worked here." Right after I hung up the phone I was like "wait a minute..." Office staff wasn't in the workers database so we couldn't cut ourselves checks and I totally spaced on the last name.