A plumber climbs out of a manhole, and his arms are covered with - guess what? - excrement! A beautiful little girl in a beautiful white dress happens to pass b

A plumber climbs out of a manhole, and his arms are covered with - guess what? - excrement! A beautiful little girl in a beautiful white dress happens to pass by. The plumber seizes the opportunity and quickly, but firmly sweeps his hands over the girl’s white dress. Little girl (appalled): AAAH!! Plumber (outraged): Oh yeah? I bet you love to take a shit though. http://www.yosefk.com/blog/the-cardinal-programming-jokes.html http://www.yosefk.com/blog/the-cardinal-programming-jokes.ht... So yeah, Java is dorky and uncool, but I bet we love to play Minecraft (I don't know, since I haven't played a video game in at least a decade).