But crucially, it is two branches, each evolving classically. It is true that this system will obey the same statistics as a classically indeterminate one, but

But crucially, it is two branches, each evolving classically. It is true that this system will obey the same statistics as a classically indeterminate one, but claiming that it's now a single classical system is disingenuous. It's a great place to sweep the measurement problem under the rug.