Brother/Sister, I have come down from the mountain, and behold, I bring news of a glorious new future, and it is called Gentoo! Salvation shall be had, in the

Brother/Sister, I have come down from the mountain, and behold, I bring news of a glorious new future, and it is called Gentoo! Salvation shall be had, in the weeks/years/decades after the first successful kernel compilation is achieved.