Um, do you know what a deli slicer is? Hint: they don't typically have handles. Seriously, go back and read the original post. It's all about how hard it is to

Um, do you know what a deli slicer is? Hint: they don't typically have handles. Seriously, go back and read the original post. It's all about how hard it is to cut various vegetables. Not the stuff you mentioned. Think you better calibrate, son.