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Sorry, but we need a Turing-complete language for ads and tracking. Preferably with JITting, and unfettered access to the GPU and other misc. peripherals like
by tzahola 8y ago
Sorry, but we need a Turing-complete language for ads and tracking.
Preferably with JITting, and unfettered access to the GPU and other misc. peripherals like GPS, webcam, etc. In return you get free cat videos.
You’re welcome.
- kevin_thibedeau 8y agoNo. The server just needs to send over an image and log the IP of the requestor for reconciliation at the end of the month.
- workinthehead 8y agoThe really ironic thing is trying to decide (before the internet was ever a thing, say 50 years ago) which of the 2 scenarios is more dystopian.
- datenwolf 8y ago…and with unfettered access to USB devices. WebUSB my ass.
- philipwhiuk 8y agoHow else are we going to tailor our adverts based on the music on your iPod Shuffle?