This gets me every time I go. It staggers me the time spent per cup. My wife gets a venti soy frappa latte double expresso flavor shot monstrosity and I just w

This gets me every time I go. It staggers me the time spent per cup. My wife gets a venti soy frappa latte double expresso flavor shot monstrosity and I just want a coffee. My rebeliousness makes me order in a certain way, refusing to speak in Starbucks-ese: "Large Black Coffee, please"