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Pee on their desk. Establish territorial dominance.

• skocznymroczny 8y ago
  Make sure to get a MX Blue mechanical keyboard, so that everyone is aware of who's doing most of the keyboard mashing around the office.
  • zrobotics 8y ago
    Cherry switches? Millennial... You really need an old IBM, plus it doubles as a weapon if your dominance displays backfire.
    • beat 8y ago
      My first pro gig was on an RS600 workstation. I miss that keyboard.