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First day I find the best dev and kick his ass. Gotta set the tone.

• dboreham 8y ago
  This is such a great thread.
  • Flimm 8y ago
    No it's not. Please don't turn HN into a joking competition. There are other websites for that.
    • sincerely 8y ago
      Jokes are fine IMO, low effort referential "jokes" are the problem
• thecupisblue 8y ago
  Pee on their desk. Establish territorial dominance.
  • skocznymroczny 8y ago
    Make sure to get a MX Blue mechanical keyboard, so that everyone is aware of who's doing most of the keyboard mashing around the office.
    • zrobotics 8y ago
      Cherry switches? Millennial... You really need an old IBM, plus it doubles as a weapon if your dominance displays backfire.
      • beat 8y ago
        My first pro gig was on an RS600 workstation. I miss that keyboard.
• fma 8y ago
  Old article but gives me a laugh every time. https://medium.com/feature-creep/the-software-engineer-s-guide-to-asserting-office-dominance-ddea7b598df7 https://medium.com/feature-creep/the-software-engineer-s-gui...