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Pot bellied middle-aged bald white man drives to his Motel 6 in his Ford Fiesta, crosses the street to a Waffle House, gorges himself on waffles and syrup, and
by orbitingpluto 8y ago
Pot bellied middle-aged bald white man drives to his Motel 6 in his Ford Fiesta, crosses the street to a Waffle House, gorges himself on waffles and syrup, and returns to his hotel room to cry and wonder where it all went wrong?
Sounds great.
- chrissnell 8y agoBill Bryson wrote a hilarious--but acerbic--book about exactly this: The Lost Continent . http://a.co/121JpWz http://a.co/121JpWz He was in a Chevette, not a Fiesta, and the hotels were off-brand but it's the same idea. A typical passage: Afterwards I retired with a six-pack to my motel, where I discovered that the bed, judging by its fragrance and shape, had only recently been vacated by a horse. It had a sag in it so severe that I could only see the TV at its foot by splaying my legs to their widest extremity. It was like lying in a wheel-barrow.
- nothrabannosir 8y agoI would create an Instagram account just to follow this guy.
- zebraflask 8y agoBrilliant! I would, too.
- pmuk 8y agoMy Dad is basically doing this in the UK: https://www.youtube.com/motorhomeman https://www.youtube.com/motorhomeman :)
- hammock 8y agoIt exists, look up Glennyballs on Barstool Sports.
- megy 8y agoObviously you wouldn't or you would have done this already.
- garmaine 8y agohttps://www.instagram.com/guyfieri/ https://www.instagram.com/guyfieri/
- s0rce 8y agoThis is way better than a generic white girl in a bikini on some nondescript far away beach.
- sudouser 8y agoI’d merge generic white girl in bikini and bald middle-aged guy on motel 6... wait what
- alexhutcheson 8y agoSomething pretty close to that already exists, and has been really successful: https://youtu.be/ELPKuKvo44k https://youtu.be/ELPKuKvo44k
- fake-name 8y agoHahahahahahahaha