Bright new startup idea: Meditation as a Service. MaaS. A solid alternative, for the modern non-believer, to the more traditional Mass services. Mission state

Bright new startup idea: Meditation as a Service. MaaS. A solid alternative, for the modern non-believer, to the more traditional Mass services. Mission statement: Beware the risks of over-meditating! We aim to offer the (scientifically detemined) precise amount of medidation, customized to each individual, on a weekly basis to ensure optimal motivation and productivity levels among staff.