And then there's the possibly-apocryphal headline that I read about decades ago, concerning an inmate at an insane asylum who raped a nurse and fled: NUT SCREW

And then there's the possibly-apocryphal headline that I read about decades ago, concerning an inmate at an insane asylum who raped a nurse and fled: NUT SCREWS AND BOLTS. Certainly these little bits of cleverness are mildly amusing. But if computer-generated NLP summaries prove feasible, human headline writers will have a hard time competing economically: many readers will choose the less-expensive alternative — in much the same way that travelers overwhelmingly choose the cheapest airlines over others offering more leg room, in-flight meals, etc.