Question: What is better for a human? Eternal happiness or a ham sandwich? Aristo is not sure about this one... Aristo's best guess: Research on the effects o

Question: What is better for a human? Eternal happiness or a ham sandwich? Aristo is not sure about this one... Aristo's best guess: Research on the effects of paternal care on human happiness have yielded conflicting results. Confidence: 3.70% (A very subtle way of saying we should take the ham sandwich.)