I had a sign: Act now or homelessness later. Choose. Homeless shelters here are terrible TBH. I’d rather sleep rough. Living in a van for me is better than a h

I had a sign: Act now or homelessness later. Choose. Homeless shelters here are terrible TBH. I’d rather sleep rough. Living in a van for me is better than a house or apartment because: - no rent, no mortgage - no noisy neighbors sans the phony-“tough,” backwards-hat teenager act - less space to fill it up whth $crap I don’t need - always mobile - able to leap tall buildings in a single bound - dual burner stove and 20 kg propane tank - all Burner, all the time - no lawn to mow - no bills but the basics - it’s really quiet - no neighbor from hell to gas you out smoking, using too much lighter-fluid and cooking with their BBQ right next to a fence below you and screaming/terrorizing/trying to intimidate everyone - indoor nudist as long as I want - volunteers of the blond varietal tested suspension for squeaks; needs more data - able to monitor DIY blinker fluid meters closely