You joke but I've come across many one line modules in the npm registry... usually when trying to figure out if I trust the tree of some prospective module i'm

You joke but I've come across many one line modules in the npm registry... usually when trying to figure out if I trust the tree of some prospective module i'm considering including in my code - It's a serious problem for module authors because most aren't even aware they are including all of this crap, they see the first level of dependencies looks fairly reasonable, but you have to keep digging and then you find all kinds of crazy ridiculous things just because one otherwise reasonable person in the chain didn't quite look closely enough at something they were depending on which opened up a doorway to hell. My general rule is to just avoid trees deeper than a few levels unless there is a very good reason (unless i'm creating a public module in which case I aim for zero, usually end up with 1 or 2 one level dependencies) - most node modules are the unix philosophy taken way too far, every pattern is bad when incorrectly used.