In my early 20s I shaved my head b/c I thought I would not care. As it turned out, my head is as spherical as a ping-pong ball and of almost the same color and

In my early 20s I shaved my head b/c I thought I would not care. As it turned out, my head is as spherical as a ping-pong ball and of almost the same color and sheen. I'm balding now and more vain about it that I wish I was.