Do on scale. When people purchase, send them a high-quality plush toy representing their toxic asset, with crossed stitching for eyes, and a username and passwo

Do on scale. When people purchase, send them a high-quality plush toy representing their toxic asset, with crossed stitching for eyes, and a username and password. This login accesses an online app that tracks their asset. You can link it to your facebook account, so that progress updates will appear like farmville messages. If the asset gets profitable, they receive the eyes for the plush toy. Either way, once it's wound up they get a framed certificate to celebrate their participation in helping America out of deep financial shit. Imagine buying a close relative a toxic asset pack for Christmas. It's a bit like giving someone a plant. You get to watch it after the day. But it's more edgy gift, because of the faint chance it will make money.