If all lobbyists or corporate lawyers on the planet disappeared en masse, not even their clients would miss them. Obligatory Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy "B

If all lobbyists or corporate lawyers on the planet disappeared en masse, not even their clients would miss them. Obligatory Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy "B Ark" reference: The B Ark is technically named "Golgafrincham Ark Fleet, Ship B". The Golgafrincham civilization hatched a plan to eliminate its society of its most useless workers, namely its service sector and its paper shufflers. The Golgafrinchans created a legend that their world was about to be destroyed and they needed to build three arks. In Ark A they would put all the high achievers, the scientists, thinkers, artists, and important leaders. In Ark C they would put all the blue-collar workers, the people that build and make things. In Ark B they would put everyone else: hairdressers, TV producers, insurance salesmen, personnel officers, security guards, public relations executives, and management consultants. The B Ark was constructed, loaded up, and launched first. However, it was automatically set for a collision course with Earth's sun, to finally rid Golgafrincham of these twits. And naturally, no A or C ark was ever made.