Oh wow, those are real books? From the titles, they sound like they were written entirely via mad libs. If I had children, I would absolutely forbid them from

Oh wow, those are real books? From the titles, they sound like they were written entirely via mad libs. If I had children, I would absolutely forbid them from reading books like Sir Fartsalot Hunts the Booger and The Psycho Butts of Uranus. Then I would smile to myself, because I'd know they'd be reading them behind my back, and the effort they'd be going to in order to hide it from me would prevent them from getting into any worse trouble.