it would be funny to write license agreements for money. They don't actually "own" the money you "gave" them, you just grant them a license to use your money.

it would be funny to write license agreements for money. They don't actually "own" the money you "gave" them, you just grant them a license to use your money. Just reciprocate the license. Just put the EULA sticker on all your big bills and they are forced to whatever you want, right?