Alternatively: So freaking old I can't remember something that was still going on last November! https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2017/10/appeals-court-keep

Alternatively: So freaking old I can't remember something that was still going on last November! https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2017/10/appeals-court-keeps-alive-the-never-ending-linux-case-sco-v-ibm/ https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2017/10/appeals-court-ke... The good news is it's nearly time for my spongebath here in Longhorn Vista carehome, and my new nurse is a former Microsoft CEO trying to make ends meet. Nobody had the heart to tell him Google weren't destroyed, so he's been unsuccessfully trying to use Bing to find a new job. Good strong hands. Bit excitable. Throws the furniture around more than strictly necessary.