Wow. Google actually did a pretty good job with that one. Although I have to admit, the sentences are short and unnaturally terse, so google would have an easy

Wow. Google actually did a pretty good job with that one. Although I have to admit, the sentences are short and unnaturally terse, so google would have an easy time with it. It actually sounds better in the Google-translated english than his Japanese. :/ I do like that he wrote his name two different ways in the same message. (Ne-to vs Neito)