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What's the scrum manifesto?

• specialist 8y ago
  Paraphrasing: The Agile Methodology is to argue about The Agile Methodology. Source: Certified Scrum Master training. Three times. Still have no idea what these charlatans are talking about.
  • jmulho 8y ago
    Which is a higher distinction, Scrum Master, Web Master, or Dungeon Master?
    • s73v3r_ 8y ago
      Dungeon Master. They're the only ones that can do something as simple as place an apple on a table, and tear apart your entire team.
• zwily 8y ago
  Maybe they meant the Agile Manifesto? It’s short and hopefully not controversial: http://agilemanifesto.org http://agilemanifesto.org
  • nickelcitymario 8y ago
    But... my eyes. They burn. Thank heavens for developer tools and the ability to delete backgrounds. Jokes aside, good call linking that. Super short, super influential, super relevant to the conversation at hand.