"This is a silly and downright crude comment" - easy mate. My ISO 27001 docs are a bit dry as well and I wrote the bloody things as well as the sob ISO 9001 on

"This is a silly and downright crude comment" - easy mate. My ISO 27001 docs are a bit dry as well and I wrote the bloody things as well as the sob ISO 9001 ones. In my opinion you absolutely hit the nail on the head with this: "If you own a business, the cost of reading this document is about 2 days"