The discussion here is getting quite heated. I'm sure no one has missed that this is a bit of a light hearted piss take. I was going to go to town on it until

The discussion here is getting quite heated. I'm sure no one has missed that this is a bit of a light hearted piss take. I was going to go to town on it until I did a quick pre-emptive search but I had no idea about this being a thing: https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/HTTP/Status/451 https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/HTTP/Status/451 - 451 Unavailable For Legal Reasons I'll assume that 451 is designed to be available if a canary might be required at short notice.