Make it a real argument, not a straw-man. WF has their most expensive pasture-raised eggs at under $8/dozen while also selling cheaper varieties at closer to $3

Make it a real argument, not a straw-man. WF has their most expensive pasture-raised eggs at under $8/dozen while also selling cheaper varieties at closer to $3/dozen or $4/dozen, and even their cheaper varieties are not from the truly grotesque worst-case factory farms that the cheapest eggs elsewhere come from. There might be something to debate here, but it's definitely not insane. There do exist upscale over-priced places way more expensive than WF which are closer to your straw-man.