Parent's point is absolutely valid, and my killjoy-meter registers nothing. The web did not use to be like this. There were banner-ads (oh, take me back!) and

Parent's point is absolutely valid, and my killjoy-meter registers nothing. The web did not use to be like this. There were banner-ads (oh, take me back!) and there were sensible headlines, and it isn't all that much more than ten years ago.