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"Cocaine poodle"
by Mandatum 8y ago
"Cocaine poodle"
- kelnos 8y agoI was really hoping you were joking about that, but I can indeed get Google Assistant to pop up reliably by saying "cocaine poodle".
- roryisok 8y agoWell that's just great. How am I supposed to talk about my cocaine poodle now
- hokeyStrussle 8y agoI mean, that's an ambiguous term to begin with, and you'd confuse even humans with it. Like, are you referring to a sculpture made of cocaine in the image of a poodle, or are you talking about a poodle train in the ways of a St. Bernard rescue dog, capable of relaying quantities of said substance, or perhaps something else entirely?
- celticninja 8y agoI like how you went with the at Bernard analogy rather than day a traditional police drug dog.
- roryisok 8y agoI was referring to the poodle I snort my cocaine off the back of. You guys are crazy.
- DonHopkins 8y ago[Google plays David Bowie, Klaus Nomi, and Joey Arias performing TVC15 on SNL] https://youtu.be/ogUJ7JwkLNs?t=3m7s https://youtu.be/ogUJ7JwkLNs?t=3m7s https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TVC_15 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TVC_15 >The track was inspired by an episode in which Iggy Pop, during a drug-fueled period at Bowie’s LA home, hallucinated and believed the television set was swallowing his girlfriend. Bowie developed a story of a holographic television, TVC 15. In the song, the narrator's girlfriend crawls into the television and afterwards, the narrator desires to crawl in himself to find her.
- spurgu 8y agoHaha nice, I've used "Okay poodle" a lot before.
- chias 8y agoI like this a lot! It seems to work reliably for me, and is a lot easier to say than "ok google". Thanks :)
- caleblloyd 8y ago"OK Poop Hole"