I bet it's people leaking fake conspiratorial meetings just to screw with Arrington. We need more information though. Were there any, ahem, cons there? How a

I bet it's people leaking fake conspiratorial meetings just to screw with Arrington. We need more information though. Were there any, ahem, cons there? How about any balding acebookfay employees? Were there fewer, greater than, or exactly 500 hats in attendance? Was there anybody there using saccharin? Did your spy camera catch theone?