If you have a legal or business presence in the EU, you will be affected, because that puts you inside the EU jurisdiction. If only this were true. Under the G

If you have a legal or business presence in the EU, you will be affected, because that puts you inside the EU jurisdiction. If only this were true. Under the GDPR, an EU resident sending their info to me anywhere else in the world apparently constitutes me doing business in the EU in their eyes. That’s their claim of global jurisdiction. Fortunately, they can’t actually enforce this, so I’ll be ignoring it, just like I would for Saudi Arabian anti-blasphemy laws.