Especially since there are no other pictures, news reports, or witnesses to what would be a huge spectacle. I believe this is probably a deacitvated missle som

Especially since there are no other pictures, news reports, or witnesses to what would be a huge spectacle. I believe this is probably a deacitvated missle someone had as a curio (I see similar stuff used as door stops in military surplus stores). OP then decided it would be funny to stick it in a bundle of wires and tell people he found it.