They say that in ancient roman times during a triumph there would be a slave that follows the triumphant general whispering to him "remember you are mortal". T

They say that in ancient roman times during a triumph there would be a slave that follows the triumphant general whispering to him "remember you are mortal". They should have a congressional page follow Orin Hatch whispering in his ear "remember you are not a singer songwriter, your songs all suck, and nobody would ever listen to them if you were not a senator."