Make a persuasive video pitch, add geekery, put it on Reddit. Flawless Victory. Make the check for my fee payable to... n.b., do be careful or someone like 4c

Make a persuasive video pitch, add geekery, put it on Reddit. Flawless Victory. Make the check for my fee payable to... n.b., do be careful or someone like 4chan might get wind of it and decide to hack / game the system in order to have something strange win to prove their ability to manipulate the online attention economy.