It's unfortunate that editorializing is so strongly discouraged here that people shy away from even briefly summarizing the topic of the link. For those whose

It's unfortunate that editorializing is so strongly discouraged here that people shy away from even briefly summarizing the topic of the link. For those whose curiosity has been piqued by the title: the article is about exactly what adambyrtek's comment suggests - nothing more, nothing less. Cooking bacon. That's it.