The smart businesses know you don't want to be in San Francisco - there are too many distractions. You want to be somewhere lame, like San Carlos, so that peopl

The smart businesses know you don't want to be in San Francisco - there are too many distractions. You want to be somewhere lame, like San Carlos, so that people don't have anything to do besides work. edit: I guess I should have added the ";)" JUST KIDDING!