The only thing that would make this announcement worse is if we found out Goldman Sachs was underwriting the ICO, breaking up different FB coins into tranches,

The only thing that would make this announcement worse is if we found out Goldman Sachs was underwriting the ICO, breaking up different FB coins into tranches, selling these to pension funds as an investment, and then creating a credit default swap vehicle to hedge the risk - an ICOCDS, if you will.