“My walk once took me past a beggar whose sign read, You do not DARE throw coins at ME! His body was purple with bruises but his bowl was always full.” Perfect

“My walk once took me past a beggar whose sign read, You do not DARE throw coins at ME! His body was purple with bruises but his bowl was always full.” Perfect. I could have sworn that this principle was an internet adage like Godwin's law or Poe's law, but I couldn't find one.