"Let us tell you what's newsworthy and what isn't." "Let us direct your searches through filtered autocomplete and 'curate' your search results." "Let us filt

"Let us tell you what's newsworthy and what isn't." "Let us direct your searches through filtered autocomplete and 'curate' your search results." "Let us filter out any 'controversial' content, so you won't have to question y(our) worldview." "Let us make phone calls for you, so you don't have to maintain social skills by interacting with other humans." "Let us finish your thoughts for you, because, by this point, you don't have any of your own."